I hate my friends
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Cry
Lmfao dead
yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- the kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- sunday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
Get rid of the married part and I’m game lol
(Source: joesphjonas)
i tried so hard to look past it but you’ve done it again, when did it come to this? i’m losing hope, i feel like letting go. i don’t know what to say, i’ve lost all of the good inside of me. and what will remain? we’re not the same, and i’ll never change. well here’s to better days. so who’s to blame? i’m never good at running away.



